You may remember this young man as Wyatt. He is an escape artist and harassment specialist. He likes to wake me up randomly at night starting around 4 or 5am once he starts getting bored. Once he is thrown out for conduct unbecoming a cat, he likes to wait until around 7am and then unmercifully pound on the door until he is fed.
Why am I telling you all this? So you can really appreciate how nice it is to wake him up in the middle of his afternoon nap.